found some humanstuck stuff from a while back in my folderr
SO I WAS AT SEWING CLASS YESTERDAY AND I TOOK OUT MY PHONE TO CHECK SOMETHING AND MY SEWING INSTRUCTOR ASKS ‘OH ARE THOSE SOME MEMBERS OF KISS?’ AND I LITERALLY ALMOST BROKE MY PHONE FRON TRYING TO PUR IT AWAY SO FAST
YOU DO NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN ALIEN INCEST TO YOUR 50 YEAR D SEWING INSTRUCTOR
MORAL OF THE STORY IS DONT KEEP MAKARACEST AS YOUR PHONE BACKGROUND
Lil Cal’s Stable Time Loop
The other day, I realized what went wrong in Davesprite’s timeline: he used Lil Cal to prototype his sprite.
We never got a clear explanation of where the Cal in Dream Dave’s room came from, but I’m guessing that Gamzee put it there with his chucklevoodoos, similar to how he put the clown doll in Dream John’s room. That Cal from the dream room went on to become the Cal who got sliced to bits on Dave’s roof, which Davesprite used as prototyping material. The problem is that the prototyping process completely consumes the object used to prototype; in Davesprite’s timeline, Cal was stuck inside the sprite, so he was never retrieved and repaired by Bro and never fell into Gamzee’s hands, and thus never inspired Gamzee to create Cal in the first place. Calsprite wasn’t just annoying — he was temporally impossible. That time paradox was what screwed Davesprite’s timeline.